Citations au cours des 5 saisons

Repliques cultes et moment cultes (je vous raconte pas la difficulté à choisir)

 SAISON 1

 

Episode 101

Justin : codeine. Codeine's the worst. [sound of Brian's pants hitting the floor] Like, I get diarrhoea and start vomiting uncontrollably at the same time.

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Justin : I'm going with him

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Justin : I just saw the face of God. His name is Brian KINNEY

Episode 102

JUSTIN : If he's such a selfish prick, how come you're always following him around?

MICHAEL I am not always following him around! We're best friends. We accept each other for what we are, no judgments, no obligations. No questions asked.

JUSTIN You're just waiting for him to finish jerking you off.

MICHAEL What?!

JUSTIN You never got off. That's why you're still hanging around after all these years.

Episode 104

JUSTIN[licks his lips] I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick. And I'm good at it, too.

Episode 107

Justin: It's all right, mom. It didn't hurt. If you want to hit me, go right ahead. Only I'm not gonna cry like some little faggot. And if you want to send me away, that's all right, too. 'Cause I bet more butt-fucking goes on in boarding school than in the back room of Babylon. But whatever you do, it's not gonna matter...'cause I'll still be your queer son

Episode 108

Justin: Never again. Did you hear me? I said, never again! Go!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I'll never coming home again! NEVER FUCKIN'.

Episode 116

Justin: Brian Kinney gives a shit!

Brian: Fuck you.

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Justin: Hey! Hey! You guys see him? (Chris' friends are all telling him to hit Justin, etc) We go to school together. His name is Chris Hobbs. He just called me a faggot. (people on the street "ooh" and "aww") You see, Chris doesn't like faggots.

Chris: Shut up, Taylor.

Justin: Or maybe he likes them more than he thinks.

Chris: I said shut up!

Justin: He let me jerk him off! (crowd starts laughing)The faggot gave Chris Hobbs a hand-job! (more cheering) He loved it.

Episode 117

Brian: Well, don't think that you've won. That it's over. Because the minute you do that, you're dead.

Justin: Not as long as I've got you to protect me.

Episode 118

 Justin: I cannot believe you remember that, considering you couldn't even remember my name.

Brian: And look what happened.

Justin: I turned into a Big Queer.

Brian: Yeah, lucky for you, or else I wouldn't be wasting my time. But it's too late now. There's no turning back.

Episode 119

Justin: He had a great head. He wanted me to fuck him with my crown on. It's gonna kinky. After a while, he got really clingy. He wanted to know when he could see me again.

Brian: So, what did you tell him?

Justin: I told him that he could see me in his dreams.

Episode 121

Justin: Go. Go take a shower! Go to New York! Go to your new life! In a year -- probably not even that long -- you won't even remember my name. I'll just be that 'kid who wouldn't leave me alone, who thought he was in love with me.' If you fucking think of me at all.

Episode 122

Justin: I didn't touch anything in your room.

Michael: That's not what I wanted to say. Look, I need you to do me a favour.

Justin: What, disappear?

Michael: I gave up all hope of that happening a long time ago. (Justin laughs) I need you to take care of my mom while I'm away. Make sure she doesn't work too hard. And help her around the house and- and- and take out the trash. And if you see that she is lonely, just sit with her a while and let her talk, even if you've heard it before, because sometimes she just needs to know that someone's listening.

Justin: I promise.

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Brian: Yeah. We gave them a prom they'll never forget.

Justin: Me, neither.

Justin: It's the best night of my life.

Brian: Even if it was ridiculously romantic.